Monday, March 07, 2005

Getting to know you...

…so I was thinking of my general blog readership and thought “How well does everyone know each other?” So in the spirit of togetherness I present to you all…

Random Readership Revelations
- Sarah Marshall enjoys winning the random jackpot on pokies (slot machines for you americans).
- Rissah is only quiet when she’s throwing up or eating.
- Audrey Rosario dated the only bisexual New York firefighter alive.
- Paul “Googz” Gugliemino likes to record himself lighting his own farts.
- Loan Ly watches scary movies with her eyes closed, behind her hands, under a sweater.
- Maria Sitchon does not like her middle name and doesn’t want to know who won Amazing Race.
- Steve de Vera dated a high school chick when he was 25.
- Rhandy Lado prepares women for marriage.
- Girlieonly throws up Grey Goose vodka. On every block.
- Kat Delos Reyes would do my boyfriend, given a chance.
- Joy Del Rosario is afraid of the lesbians at Venus (it’s a gay club in Hawaii).
- Michael Reyes has never cooked in his own kitchen.
- Rachel Evans likes to call you up, whisper “twat”, hang up, then laugh uncontrollably. While she’s sitting next to you.
- Edwin Oliva likes to carry other people’s luggage.
- Jonny Gavan would kiss another guy if it meant he could sleep with Halle Berry.
- Michael Watt cannot handle downing three long island iced teas.
- Justin Field looks better in heels than most women.
- Glenn Rimando threw up in his backyard and it left a stain that stayed there for two years.
- Scott Burke is a member of the mile high club.
- Matthew Broadfoot gets his left and right mixed up.

…if your name isn’t on this list it’s probably ‘coz you haven’t commented. Now everyone knows each other just that little bit better!