A Day in the Life

...so here's how a normal New York day ends up for me.

6.30 am: Alarm goes off. Turn on TV to check the weather report.
6.32 am: Hang a bog. Check Facebook on my mobile phone. Poke everyone that poked me overnight (Hi Chris!). Shower.
6.45 am: Deodorize. Moisturize. Decide what to wear to work.
6.59 am: Kiss Matt goodbye and head out the door.
7.00 am: Step outside the apartment block and decide whether to take the subway (30 minutes door-to-door) or catch a cab (10 minutes door-to-door).
7.10 am: Arrive at work. Log on to Facebook. Poke everyone that has poked me in the last 38 minutes (Hi Chris!).
7.11 am-11.29 am: Work interspersed with Facebook poking and Scrabulous.
11.30 am: Order lunch from http://www.paxfood.com/
11.31 am - 6.29 pm: Work interspersed with Facebook poking and Scrabulous.
6.30 pm: Head out the office. Decide whether to hit the gym or hit Happy Hour at [Insert name of gay bar here].
6.35 pm: Arrive at [Insert name of gay bar here]. Proceed to down Ketelone and Sodas at Happy Hour prices.
8.59 pm: Order another drink in the last minute of Happy Hour.
11.00 pm: Leave bar to make it to the corner of 28th and 6th before the McDonalds closes.
11.10 pm: Stagger into McDonalds to order 10 McNuggets meal. Try not to make racial slurs to the workers (Hi Loan!).
11.29 pm: Finish inhaling nuggets and fries at home. Ponder running down to McDonalds again to get more food one minute before it closes. Decide against that.
11.35 pm: Go up to the rooftop to have a cigarette and check whether anyone in the apartment block opposite is taking a shower with the blinds open. If yes, call Dan (if he's not already up there).
11.59 pm: Swear to self that I'm never drinking again.
Midnight: Sleep!

...rinse and repeat Mon - Thurs. :)

Song of the Day: "Butterfly" - Kylie Minogue

Hello?

...so does anyone still swing by here anymore?

p.s. Happy Birthday Matty! I love you.