Happy Birthday Maria!

...so today is Maria's 28th birthday so much love and a big fat dancing happy birthday to her! My top 5 Maria moments are:

5. The day I re-met her (after about 8 years) when she crashed my birthday party, got drunk and gave the breathalyzer machine on the wall a blow job.
4. New Years Eve 2000 when she got drunk, did the countdown using her body and filled a couple of plastic bags throwing up.
3. Driving to my birthday dinner in 2004 when she thought Spiderman's girlfriend's name was 'Emma Jane' ("MJ is short for Emma Jane!")
2. The time after drinking a bit too much at mine, Rhandy and Steve's apartment where she threw up in Rhandy's bedroom all over his photo albums. I'm beginning to sense a pattern.
1. Dancing at this random gay club on our trip to Melbourne together in 2002 where we were the ONLY ONES in the club (that couldn't have been a good sign at 11pm on a Friday night). We then proceded to dance on the podiums anyway and run around the dance floor looking for the spotlight.



Haffy birpday future mother of Rhanilda!

Song of the Day: "Over and Over" - Nelly with Tim McGraw (that song just isn't leaving my head! And why is it Nelly hasn't rapped on any of his last 20 songs?)